don't look up my skirt unless you mean it

Monday, January 21, 2013

On (in)significance, poo, and finding it holy.

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Stone the crows, it's been nearly a year to the day since my last post. It's possible some momentous things have happened in the las...
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Wednesday, January 25, 2012

And to think I let him captain my magic carpet in my dream last night

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I got set some homework by my spiritual director to write something about what the last few weeks have been about. This is what I wrote. S...
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Wednesday, November 09, 2011

Dogs can't look up.

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As with every single one of the 7 billion other souls housed within a mass of fleshy and bony protrusions that makes up the human race, ...
Wednesday, June 15, 2011

The poet doesn't invent. She listens.

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This blog post is both different and similar to my usual blog post. Different, because I didn’t actually write it. But similar because it’s ...
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Tuesday, May 17, 2011

I'm gonna mess you up so badly, Stick Man, that when I'm finished with you, you're just gonna be a scribble

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Oh dear, it's been nearly three months since I last properly blogged (the last post doesn't count, a bit like how your vote in an el...
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Saturday, April 30, 2011

No. I don't talk about the jellybean incident. That's one wound that'll take too long to heal.

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Come Thursday this week those of us with nothing better to do will pootle off to our local polling station to say whether we want to change ...
Monday, February 28, 2011

Don't make me drink yogurt. It makes my teeth cough.

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Take a stroll down a typical British street and chances are it'll be filled with litter, there'll be some hoodies getting pissed on ...
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Thursday, February 10, 2011

I can see your future. And— Oh. You just had the best bit.

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Many moons ago, quite possibly on a Thursday (though just as likely on a Monday), there was a quote I heard, can't remember who said it,...
Saturday, January 01, 2011

as she lent in for a kiss, he couldn't help but wonder what it would be like to have a hand instead of an eye

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Coalitions, cuts, bigots, vuvuzelas, leaking wikis, white stuff...2010 has been another momentous year, in which Stuff has Happened. Some of...
Friday, December 24, 2010

I'm gonna empty my mind into your face. You've been warned.

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It's proper enigmatic the spiritual journey. It excites and vexes in equal measure, and usually for exactly the same reason. I love that...
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